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Thursday, March 25, 2010

Thursday's Funny

I have lived in Oklahoma almost my entire life.  These are really true :)  Enjoy a laugh at us Okies expense ;)

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>> THINGS You LEARN FROM LIVING IN OKLAHOMA

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>> Racoons sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air.

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>> There are 5,000 types of snakes on earth and 4,998 live in OKLAHOMA

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>> There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in OKLA. , plus a couple no one's seen before.

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>> If it grows, it sticks; if it crawls, it bites.

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>> 'Twicet' is a word.

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>> People actually grow and eat okra

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>> 'Fixin-to' is one word.

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>> There is no such thing as 'lunch.' There is only dinner and then supper.

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>> Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar!

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>> 'Backwards and forwards' means I know everything about you!

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>> "Jeet" is actually a phrase meaning 'Did you eat?'

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>> You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see.

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>> You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH them.

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>> You measure distance in hours. Like 'its 2 hours from TULSA TO OKC'

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>> You'll probably have to switch from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day.

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>> 'Fix' is a verb. Example: 'I'm fixin' to go to the store.'

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>> You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.

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>> Yes, Friday night high school football games is serious football!

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>> You carry jumper cables in your car ........ for your OWN car.

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>> There are only four spices: salt, pepper, Tabasco and ketchup.

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>> The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local gossip and sports.

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>> 100 degrees Fahrenheit is 'a little warm.'

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>> We have four seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, still Summer and Christmas.

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>> Going to Wal-mart is a favorite past time known as 'goin' to Wally-World.'

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>> A cool snap (below 70 degrees) is good pinto-bean or chili weather.

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>> A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola or pop. . .. . it's a Coke, regardless of brand or flavor. Example: 'What kind a coke you want?'

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>> Fried catfish is the other white meat.

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>> We don't need no stinking driver's ed....... if our mama says we can drive, we can drive.

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>> If you understand these jokes please forward them to your friends from OKLA(and those who just wish they were).

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>> EVERYONE can't be from OKLA . You might say it's a gift from God!

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>> And the two most important thing we learn growing up in OKLA is...respect your elders and

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>> IN GOD WE TRUST all others pay cash

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