I have lived in Oklahoma almost my entire life. These are really true :) Enjoy a laugh at us Okies expense ;)
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>> THINGS You LEARN FROM LIVING IN OKLAHOMA
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>> Racoons sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air.
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>> There are 5,000 types of snakes on earth and 4,998 live in OKLAHOMA
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>> There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in OKLA. , plus a couple no one's seen before.
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>> If it grows, it sticks; if it crawls, it bites.
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>> 'Twicet' is a word.
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>> People actually grow and eat okra
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>> 'Fixin-to' is one word.
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>> There is no such thing as 'lunch.' There is only dinner and then supper.
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>> Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar!
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>> 'Backwards and forwards' means I know everything about you!
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>> "Jeet" is actually a phrase meaning 'Did you eat?'
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>> You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see.
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>> You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH them.
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>> You measure distance in hours. Like 'its 2 hours from TULSA TO OKC'
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>> You'll probably have to switch from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day.
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>> 'Fix' is a verb. Example: 'I'm fixin' to go to the store.'
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>> You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
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>> Yes, Friday night high school football games is serious football!
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>> You carry jumper cables in your car ........ for your OWN car.
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>> There are only four spices: salt, pepper, Tabasco and ketchup.
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>> The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local gossip and sports.
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>> 100 degrees Fahrenheit is 'a little warm.'
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>> We have four seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, still Summer and Christmas.
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>> Going to Wal-mart is a favorite past time known as 'goin' to Wally-World.'
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>> A cool snap (below 70 degrees) is good pinto-bean or chili weather.
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>> A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola or pop. . .. . it's a Coke, regardless of brand or flavor. Example: 'What kind a coke you want?'
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>> Fried catfish is the other white meat.
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>> We don't need no stinking driver's ed....... if our mama says we can drive, we can drive.
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>> If you understand these jokes please forward them to your friends from OKLA(and those who just wish they were).
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>> EVERYONE can't be from OKLA . You might say it's a gift from God!
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>> And the two most important thing we learn growing up in OKLA is...respect your elders and
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>> IN GOD WE TRUST all others pay cash
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